Life is too short

Because I say so. Now. If I wouldn't say it, then it would be long, or the right length. But I say: life is too short, so it's too short, so don't waste time reading this, don't waste time listening to this and don't waste time, i mean, stop it, don't waste it, i'm telling myself to stop it, stop writing, stop wasting your time writing this, ok, I stop. But don't listen to this, its too slow, it won't get you anywhere, it will make you sad, it will stop you from doing other things that are not a waste of time, press stop, eject, cancel, yes, now, yes. Stop.